Planetary Game Changer

Elon Musk must be soooooo pissed off right now.
While he’s been spending his time reinventing the way that the world receives and stores electricity, an idea that will quite literally change the face of the earth,
these guys have gone straight for the game changer:
reinventing slippers.
Man, why didn’t he or the powerhouses of life 2.0 think of that?

Screen Shot 2015-05-17 at 7.23.36 amYes, that’s exactly what we need right now. A £59 pair of slippers.
World, sorted.
It’s easy to overlook the importance of reinventing slippers, given how many aspects of life seem to be in dire need of an overhaul. The economy. Political tensions. Internet democracy. Global warming.
But antiquated slippers are a real problem;
When you’re cuddling under your £300 Monocle blanket, and need to get across the converted container floor to reach your Nespresso machine,
how are you going  to keep your feet warm?

Horrific.

I’m not venting. Think about it. Slippers, reinvented. £59.
That’s just wrong.
Us and the incumbent odd socks should be enraged.

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